Archived Essays

Wild Cards and Qualifyings: Filling Out the U.S. Open Men’s Draw

If you are one of the rare men’s tennis fans who care about those outside of the Big Four and believe that tennis is about more than selling Rolex watches, the weeks leading up to the first round of the U.S. Open hold serious intrigue.  For the first time in about seven years, the NCAA college [...]

Roddick Falls Just Short in Rogers Cup

Andy Roddick lost to Juan Martin Del Potro for the second time in six days, but still leaves Montreal with a strong showing, and promising play going toward the U.S. Open.  I was there when Roddick beat Verdasco on Thursday, and also saw Nadal’s return this week, as well as Andy Murray and Del Potro in action. [...]

Lukoil Open Battle of the Samuels: Years Are Against Me Despite My Indirect Wins Over Pete Sampras, McEnroe and Bjorn Borg

The draw is up for the Lukoil Open, and the years and statistics are against me.  I play Samuel Sherrill from Southborough, Mass., a recent number one player for Roanoke College in Salem, Va., in the first round at 3 p.m. Friday.   So I’m giving away about twenty years, but will give it a shot.  He could always [...]

Into the Breach: Playing a Pro Tournament

Some readers of this blog probably wonder, “Who in the hell is this idiot, and why does he think he can write about pro tennis? I bet he couldn’t win two points against a pro.”  I feel like I might be able to win two points against Roger Federer if we played three out of five [...]

All Hail Andy Roddick, An Apology

I have at times poked a little fun at Andy Roddick here on these pages, and one of Topspinblog.com’s most popular posts remains the time I compared his April 2008 “faux-hawk” to the mohawk of Travis Bickle, Robert DeNiro’s deranged character in the movie Taxi Driver.  In casual discussions with tennis friends, I’ve been critical of his volleys, [...]

Roger Federer Advertising Boycott; The Fed Baby Naming Rights

I’m sick of seeing the Fed in every advertisement during changeovers, and I am embarking on a boycott of Federer-advertised products.  I refuse to buy a NetJet or a Rolex watch.  At this rate, Federer’s agent might be trying to sell naming rights to his and Mirka’s forthcoming baby: Tiffany or Lexus if it’s a girl, or Mac, Nike or [...]

Wimbledon’s Post Roof Phase: Artificial Turf, Page 3 Girls Dancing Courtside, On-Site Gambling

Has anyone noticed how much the roof over Centre Court resembles both the old and new stadiums of the Dallas Cowboys?  I have four suggestions they can implement since they are following the lead of the self-proclaimed America’s team:  1) The grass in Southwest London is already looking brown on day five, so they should put [...]

Media Jinx Knocking Down Nadal?

First there was the S.L. Price piece in Sports Illustrated detailing “How Rafael Nadal Humbled Federer” that ran in the magazine the third week of May.  On May 17, of course, while the magazine made its way to mailboxes, Federer beat Nadal 4 and 4 in the finals at Madrid.  A few weeks later Federer won the [...]

Wimbledon’s Roof Yet Another Unfair Advantage for Tennis Elite

Sooner or later, Wimbledon’s over-hyped roof will close over Centre Court, satisfying TV audiences worldwide with a live, premier match instead of network time-killing with rain delay replays of last year’s matches, most certainly the Nadal-Federer final, since that’s all we’ll see of the Spaniard over the coming fortnight.
 
It is possible the roof might [...]

Federer Makes History, But Laver Still the Greatest

Roger Federer’s game is without question at an historic level, but the talk of him claiming the greatest of all time based on his French Open win is premature.  To be the one player better than all the others in tennis history, you have to hold a true Grand Slam – all four majors in one year, the [...]